The Three Little Pigs and The Poor Sad Wolf

  Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. They were always looked down on and treated as kids, so one day, they decided to set out to kill a wolf to get a higher reputation.
  So the three little pigs prepared for their task.
  The youngest pig made an armour and a sword out of paper. The second pig carved a stone armour and sword. The oldest pig prides itself on being the best, therefore, he fashioned his sword and armour out of iron. Feeling pleased, they all slept soundly.
  However, the poor sad wolf heard of their plans. He set out to attack them. In the dead of the night, while the pigs were sleeping, he set out to kill them.
  He went to the youngest pig first. The little pig heard him coming and put on his armour and held his sword. "Come if you dare!" All of a sudden, the wolf sneezed. The paper items immediately got wet and lost its sturdiness.
  Crying, the youngest pig went to the second pig. However, he could not wake the second pig up. When the second pig finally woke up, the wolf was already there. The two pigs had no choice but to run to the eldest pig.
  The youngest pig learnt his lesson, and managed to wake the eldest pig up.the eldest pig put on his armour... then realised that the armour was too heavy.
  The wolf happily ate up the first two, then waited. Eldest pig was soon dead because of the heat, and the wolf got to eat crunchy roasted pigs.
The End.